pizza wizard

That new H&M commercial with Beyonce writhing around in sand really grosses me out, if they wanted to feature her in some sort of surreal fantasy situation they should put her on a public bus.

I’m watching the new Texas Chainsaw movie, but my boyfriend is asleep in the other room so all of my witty criticism is going entirely unappreciated.

I haaate my coworker’s jeans.

This was from a panel from a comic, look at this little crystal nerd.

Guys its Friday

meninthistown:

Blazin’.

And yeah the baby is pretty fat