That new H&M commercial with Beyonce writhing around in sand really grosses me out, if they wanted to feature her in some sort of surreal fantasy situation they should put her on a public bus.
I’m watching the new Texas Chainsaw movie, but my boyfriend is asleep in the other room so all of my witty criticism is going entirely unappreciated.
And yeah the baby is pretty fat
I’m on a packed train and this woman with a stroller is ranting about how her doctor said her baby is overweight and she’s super pissed and is asking strangers if they think her baby looks fat.
Tonight’s episode of Happy Endings had a very Twin Peaks moment
Who wants to see Jurassic Park 3D in Imax with me tomorrow instead of going to our jobs, hold up your dino claws so that I can count
I’m gone for 2 days at work and somebody steals my chair. Animals!
duckumu said: This reminds me of my dad. He used to send text messages by...– We should have a parent day on Tumblr, because this is pretty amazing.
My mom doesn’t know how to save pictures so she takes photos of her computer screen with a digital camera of the stuff she likes on Pinterest…
That new game HarmoKnight from the studio that makes Pokemon has an adorable demo available in the 3DS shop. Very cute and fun.
If you have a Nintendo 3DS or a Wii U you should friend me! Its a little embarrassing to be working in games as a concept artist but rarely actually playing them, so I’m going to try and play more. Help me out. 3DS Friend Code: 0387 9016 0668 Wii U User Name: pizzawizard Just message me your 3DS code if you’ve added me and I’ll do the same.
Just a shout out to my favorite Photoshop layer blend mode Multiply, luved these last 10 years babe, can’t wait to see what the future holds for our crazy love
A Lord of the Rings themed hotel where your room key is a ring that the concierge places on your finger when you first check in, and when you charge anything to the room at a bar the waitress/waiter has to kiss the ring to perform the monetary transaction. I’ll die there, my family will have to come to this hotel to grieve my death.